… because there are too many questions and not enough days in the week.

1. I’m having a girl stay over at my place for the first time and want to know the best meal to make her in the morning.  Any ideas?

Pancakes (chocolate chip, blueberry or banana) or French toast. Add a side of fresh fruit, orange juice and coffee.    

2. I have my parents summer home for the weekend and will be going there with a girl I like.  The home is pretty secluded and there’s not much around it other than trees and water.  What kind of activities can we do together?

Besides the obvious activity? … Night time skinny dipping is the best way to bring the two of you close together –cold water and the moonlight will bring her swimming into your arms.

3. What are your thoughts on male unibrows?

They’re better than female unibrows…

4. Do, Dump, Date – Celebrity Sibling Threesome Edition: Alec, Billy, and Stephen Baldwin, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jessica and Ashley Simpson  

Do: Jessica and Ashley Simpson – This way I can slap both of these girls and still feel okay about myself…

Dump: Alec, Billy and Stephen Baldwin – Stephen was never cool enough for me (see Biodome).

Date: Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal – Both at the apex of their careers, I’m going to ride their coattails to stardom…  Plus, have you seen the Secretary?

You’re welcome,

Mann Landers