Dear Mann Landers,

I’m not a virgin - but I feel like one in a way. I’ve only ever been with one race. I’m white, and I’ve been with a white girl for 7 years. I find myself drawn to other ethnicities more and more with each passing day.

Should I just be honest with my girlfriend and ask for some space? During some “time a part”  I could then explore these other ethnicities?

At the same time part of me does fear that the grass is always greener…

Sincerely,

Smorgasboard, in San Antonio

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Dear Smorgasboard,

For the purposes of this example - let me substitute the topic of ethnicities (oftentimes a loaded weapon) with the topic of dietary choice.

For the past 7 years you’ve essentially been a vegan. 

i) Vegan (White): more often than not it’s bland and requires far more work than should be necessary to make a satisfying meal. That said, when it is prepared right - it’s soooo right.

ii) Vegetarian (Asian): similar to Vegan, it’s often construed as being bland, however an emphasis on raw makes it very appealing.

iii) Omnivore (Latina): A combination of the good & bad in all diets. Similar to a jambalaya - every bite is like playing Russian roulette… you might get the sweet essence of saffron, while at the same time you risk getting burned by a hot chili.

vi) Carnivore (Black): Every meal is substantial and filling.

Any guy that reads what I’ve just written would likely be inclined to rush out and explore their taste buds. Not so fast! Keep in mind that your girlfriend will likely be exploring her taste buds as well during your proposed break … after all you’ve been her vegan diet all this time!

Should that concern you? Well you know what they say… once you go carnivore you never go back.

Just some food for thought.

You’re welcome,

Mann Landers