Dear Readers,

I am sorry to have left you all so abruptly. I came into your lives, swept you off your feet and together we became better lovers by sharing laughs. I understand why so many of you wanted more. Please know - It wasn’t you, it was me.

One of the many love lessons I’ve learned in life is that it’s far easier to sneak out while your conquest sleeps, than to face the awkwardness of sobriety. That said, after several aimless months, I’ve realized that you (my audience) were not simply conquests, you were far more important to me. I write to you now, heart in hand, hoping you will have me back and lay your eyes upon my column once again.

The truth … if you will hear it … is that after many months locked away in celibacy sharing my lessons with you - I myself had stopped learning. So yes, I selfishly snuck out to travel the world and indulge myself in the lessons of love again. Maybe our paths crossed? I wear Armani Code cologne, size 12 shoes, and have gentle eyes.

And so as quickly as I had left, I am back in your life. My posts may be sporadic at first (Mon/Wed/Fri) - but they’ll come. I have undoubtedly scorned many fans with my absence… so I would appreciate any help you can offer in spreading the word of my return.

Please send emails to askmannlanders@gmail.com. If you want your questions answered: keep ‘em short & unique. You can also tweet questions to me here —> @mannlanders and I’ll tweet you back. Real-time advice? Yep, that’s right… the future is here.

So here’s a toast to sharing laughs and becoming better lovers in 2011.

*TOAST*

You’re welcome,

Mann Landers