Dear Mann Landers,

I’ve been single for ages. Whether it’s at the bar or at house parties, I always end up feeling invisible. I work at a 9-5 job that is the furthest thing from glamorous and/or interesting. How can I get more girls attention - do I have to just start making shit up to sound interesting?

Sincerely,

Average, in Albany

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Dear Average,

Do me a favor and imagine for a second that you’re an actor. You’ve been type-cast as the regular everyday normal guy. In case it’s not already obvious to you …. from a young age, girls aspire to find their one true love … not their one true regular everyday normal guy.

All hope is not lost. Like any struggling actor you just need to find that breakout role that will associate your good name with elements that cut deep into the heart of women.  Don’t believe me?  Think about Ryan Gosling.

He had is awkward years during his 43 episode run on Breaker High ….

Then came this ….

Now everyday he has to “deal with” this …

Now, you don’t have to quit your 9-5 job. You just gotta find that role to associate your name with. Maybe you’ll tap into a girls sense of adventure by becoming a sky diving instructor on weekends. Maybe you’ll tap into a girls urge to rebel by opening an underground after hours bar with some friends. Maybe you’ll tap into a girls desire for great sex by making it known that you’ve ventured off to southern Asia to take a course on tantric love making.

Just know that you’re not going to tap into anything with the standard 9-5 job shtick.

You’re welcome,

Mann Landers